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From: "Bill Stewart" <>
Subject: [STEWART] A Lad and a Lass (humor)
Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2002 16:12:42 -0600




A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding
hands, gazing out
over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the
girl looked at the boy and
said, "A penny
for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's
aboot time for a wee
kiss." The
girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two
turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee
cuddle." The girl blushed, then
leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then
the two turned once
again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus." "Well, uh I was
thinkin'...perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt ma hand on yer leg."
The girl blushed, then
took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two
turned once again to
gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down
with a furled
brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious
this time." "Really?" said
the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad,
nodding. The girl looked
away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the
ultimate request. And he
said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three
pennies?"



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