PAGENWEB-L Archives

From:
Subject: I thought that you could use a joke. This is really funny.-Renee
Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 10:19:28 EST

A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah
right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself,
"I like the way this company does business!"

The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On
the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me,
you can have me."

He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and
it takes him a while to catch her, but when he
does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.  For the next four days, the same
routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself
and found he has lost another 20lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you."

This thread:

• I thought that you could use a joke. This is really funny.-Renee by