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From: laural malott <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE FAMILY] An older lady was somewhat lonely
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 07:21:22 -0700 (PDT)
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed
a pet to keep her company........
So off to the pet shop she went......
She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her
interest, except this ugly frog......
As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and
he winked at her......
He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU
WONT BE SORRY."
The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car........
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT
BE SORRY"................
So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous
sexy young handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........
AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????
COME ON GUESS??????
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE
COULD FIND.................................
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
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