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From: Turk McGee <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE] Toni's Fantasy and the REAL Jawnboy
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2000 02:25:49 -0500

Fantasy vs. Reality"

(F = Fantasy, R = Reality)

F: He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular
reason.
R: You've got him confused with Santa Claus,
who's already married, anyway.

F: He'll be tall.
R: He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll
tower over him at five-seven.

F: He'll look at no other women.
R: He still thinks Sharon Stone, the swimsuit
model in Sports Ill, and the young babysitter
down the street all want to meet him.

F: You'll be in his every thought.
R: He'll spend half his life obsessing about a
receding hairline;the other half rehashing the
latest game on ESPN.

F: He'll be witty.
R: He'll still tell knock-knock jokes.

F: You'll share the same interests.
R: He'll cancel a romantic evening with you
for a tractor pull.

F: He always walk beside you, smother you
with kisses, and give you unconditional love.
R: Now you've got him confused with the
family dog!

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