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> FOLKLORE-D Digest Volume 99 : Issue 1499
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> #1 [FOLKLORE-L] =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=20The []
> #2 [FOLKLORE-L] online board.. []
> #3 [FOLKLORE-L] make your own.. here []
> #4 [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary [ (Mary Minnich)]
> #5 [FOLKLORE-L] July Anniversaries & [ (Mary Minnich)]
> #6 [FOLKLORE-L] Today in History - Ju [ (Mary Minnich)]
> #7 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] BUILD CONFIDENCE [Brenda Bishop <]
> #8 RE: [FOLKLORE-L] How to use a Ouij ["Janice Marsh" <]
> #9 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] BUILD CONFIDENCE [ (PJ)]
> #10 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary []
> #11 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary [ (PJ)]
> #12 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Quick Quips] [Debbie Cornejo <]
> #13 Re: [FOLKLORE-L] (no subject) [Debbie Cornejo <]
> #14 [FOLKLORE-L] CORRECTED July Annive [ (Mary Minnich)]
> #15 [FOLKLORE-L] Re: [TheKitchenTable] [Debbie Cornejo <]
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] The Hollow Earth
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 01:34:00 EDT
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> The Hollow Earth
> - ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Although Admiral Byrd is perhaps the best known "Hollow Earth" explorer,
> it was Sir Edmund Haley, founder of Haley's comet who first gave us the
> notion of a hollow earth. He noticed from his compass readings that magnetic
> north moved around a bit from where it was supposed to be. He blamed that on
> other factors of nature until he discovered that his readings had changed
> when he compared them to readings taken years earlier. His only explanation
> was that there were other worlds beneath the surface of the earth, and that
> each had their own poles in different positions from the north and south
> poles of the earth that we know. He proposed that there were three other
> planets within our own, each one rotating inside the other. In 1692, he told
> the Royal Society of London that these planets were the size of Mars, Venus
> and Mercury.
>
> Haley was a respected scientist at the time, and no one refuted his theory,
> only added to it their
> own theories. The Swiss mathematician, Leonard Euler, proposed that instead
> of planets rotating inside Earth, that there was a central sun inside the
> earth. The Scottish mathematician, Sir John Leslie, proposed that there was
> not one, but two suns inside the earth, which he named Pluto and Prosperpine.
>
> It would not be a European scientist spreading the word around the world of a
> hollow earth, but
> a wild man who was not a scientist. On the contrary, John Cleves Symmes was
> somewhat of a barbarian. He was a hero of the war of 1812, a real fighting
> man who spent the later years of his life suffering from a wound he received
> in a gunfight with a friend.
>
> After the war, Symmes established a trading post where he spent long hours
> reading books about the natural sciences. It was there that he became
> interested the hollow earth theory. He sent out a letter to heads of state,
> the science community, and every other place he thought appropriate that
> contained these words: "I declare the earth is hollow, and habitable within;
> containing a number of concentric spheres, one within the other, and that it
> is open at the poles 12 or 16 degrees; I pledge my life in support of this
> truth, and am ready to explore the hollow,
> if the world will support and aid me in this undertaking."
>
> To his great disappointment, he was ridiculed by newspapers and scientific
> journals all over the world. This, however, did not discourage him. He set
> out on a speaking tour and sought to appeal to everyone, from the scientists
> to the church. He claimed that there were openings at the poles: a 4000 mile
> opening at the north pole, and a 6000 mile opening at the south pole. They
> let the sun in to shine indirectly on a warm, green, fertile land. Along the
> way he picked up two rich and influential followers. The first of them was
> an Ohio newspaper editor, Jeremiah Reynolds, who set about on a speaking tour
> of his own in support of Symmes' theories. The other man was an Ohio man,
> James McBride, who is thought to have pushed a petition to Congress for an
> expedition in search of the hollow earth. McBride also wrote a book about
> the hollow earth named: "The Theory Of Concentric Spheres."
>
> In 1829, John Symmes died, never realizing the expedition that was to follow
> some nine years later in 1838. Congress approved the sum of $300,000 for the
> undertaking, and a crew of scientists set out for a four year voyage to
> Antarctica. When they returned, they brought back no news of a hollow earth,
> only a map of thousands of miles of antarctic coastline.
>
> Other men followed in Symmes' footsteps. Men such as Cyrus Read Teed, who
> formed a whole cultic religion built around the hollow earth theory. It
> survived until the last of his followers died in 1982. William Reed and
> Marshall Gardner were two theorists who added weight to the hollow earth
> theory. They were intrigued by strange accounts of pole explorers, one of
> which was that water and air temperatures increased the farther north the
> explorers ventured. One explorer, Fridtjof Nansen, reported that when he
> was far inside the Arctic circle, it was almost too warm to sleep. Others
> had reported large numbers of birds and other mammals who seemed to be
> migrating north instead of south. In the early 1900's at the age of 95, Olaf
> Jansen told the writer Willis George Emerson an incredible story that he had
> kept hidden for years. When he first tried to tell it, he was locked in an
> insane asylum for 28 years. As a teenage boy in 1929, he and his father
> sailed far to the north in search of ivory tusks. After reaching the tiny
> island to hunt for tusks, they decided to head further north to explore. The
> two men met with a severe storm which pushed them even father to the north.
> They emerged from a thick fog into fair weather...and the hollow earth.
> There, inside the earth's interior, they met with a race of kind, good
> humored people, all of whom were 10 to 12 feet tall. They were shown a
> seaport city which was paved with gold and jewels and surrounded by great
> vineyards. They were then taken by monorail to a great city named Eden,
> where they met the ruler of this hollow earth and stayed with him in his
> palace for a time.
>
> Many others, including Hitler, made expeditions to the north and south in
> search of the hollow earth. But perhaps the most famous of all arctic and
> antarctic explorers was my personal hero:
> Admiral Richard E Byrd, an aviator in The United States Navy. Admiral Byrd
> was the first to fly over both the north pole in 1926, and the south pole in
> 1929. The south pole he had crossed again in 1947 and 1955. Much to the
> dismay of hollow earth believers, he wrote: "Surveyed nearly 10,000 miles of
> the country beyond the pole, and found nothing. Although it is somewhat
> disappointing to report, there was no observable feature of any significance
> beyond the pole. There was only rolling white desert from horizon to
> horizon."
> But Byrd later wrote: "At the bottom of this planet lies an enchanted
> continent in the sky. Sinister and beautiful she lies in her frozen slumber,
> her billowy white robes of snow weirdly luminous with amethysts and emeralds
> of ice."
>
> Two years after the death of Admiral Byrd in 1959, F. Amondeo Giannini said
> in a book entitled Worlds Beyond The Poles, that the good Admiral had in fact
> flown into the hollow earth 1700 miles beyond the north pole in 1947, and
> 2300 miles beyond the south pole in 1955. Giannini and others claimed that
> the truth was covered up by the government, and that Admiral Byrd was sworn
> to secrecy for fear of his life. There have been claims that Admiral Byrd
> had told of "An iceless land of lakes and trees and a monstrous animal
> resembling a Mammoth." before he was silenced by the government.
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] online board..
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 01:49:16 EDT
> From:
> To:
>
> <A HREF="http://www.math.unh.edu/~black/cgi-bin/spirit.cgi">World Wide Web
> Talking Page
> </A>
>
> use this with your mouse..
> i don't have a normal mouse so i cant try it :(
> missi
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] make your own.. here Janice
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 02:02:00 EDT
> From:
> To:
>
> <A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/~OuijaWitch/Makeone.html">Make Your Own
> Mystic Spirit Board
> </A>
>
> found one on the web!!
> missi
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 06:56:03 -0400
> From: (Mary Minnich)
> To:
>
> Today is Bill & Linda Daniel's 32nd Wedding Anniversary!
>
> Happy Anniversary Linda & Bill.
> May you have many more.
>
> LOLASAS, Mary
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] July Anniversaries & Birthday's
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 07:05:20 -0400
> From: (Mary Minnich)
> To:
>
> Bill & Linda Daniel's Anniversary - July 1st, 1967
> Floyd & Elsie Davis's Anniversary - July 8th, 1955
>
> Helen Blair's Birthday - July 24th
> PJ's Hubby Joe's Birthday - July 25th
>
> Congratulations!
>
> Anyone wishing to share their birthday or anniversary
> information, please send it to me at:
>
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Today in History - July 1st
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 07:15:36 -0400
> From: (Mary Minnich)
> To:
>
> Today is Thursday, July first, the 182nd day of 1999.
> There are 183 days left in the year.
>
> This is Canada Day.
>
> Today's Highlight in History:
> On July first, 1867, Canada became a self-governing dominion of Great
> Britain as the British North America Act took effect.
>
> On this date:
> In 1863, the Civil War Battle of Gettysburg began.
>
> In 1898, during the Spanish-American War, Theodore Roosevelt and his "Rough
> Riders" waged a victorious assault on San Juan Hill in Cuba.
>
> In 1943, "pay-as-you-go" income tax withholding began.
>
> In 1946, the United States exploded a 20-kiloton atomic bomb near Bikini
> Atoll in the Pacific.
>
> In 1961, Diana, the princess of Wales, was born near Sandringham, England.
> (She died in August 1997 in a car crash in Paris at age 36.)
>
> In 1963, the US Post Office inaugurated its five-digit ZIP codes.
>
> In 1968, the United States, Britain, the Soviet Union and 58 other nations
> signed the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.
>
> In 1969, Britain's Prince Charles was invested as the Prince of Wales.
>
> In 1980, "O Canada" was proclaimed the national anthem of Canada.
>
> In 1997, Hong Kong reverted to Chinese rule after 156 years as a British
> colony.
>
> Ten years ago: "Playboy" magazine founder Hugh Hefner married Kimberley Faye
> Conrad at his mansion in Los Angeles. (The couple separated last year.)
>
> Five years ago: PLO chairman Yasser Arafat returned to Palestinian land
> after 27 years in exile as he drove from Egypt into Gaza.
>
> One year ago: Speaking in Shanghai, President Clinton urged his Chinese
> hosts to open markets, battle corruption and clean up the environment.
>
> Today's Birthdays:
> Actress Olivia de Havilland is 83.
> Actor Farley Granger is 74.
> Actress-dancer Leslie Caron is 68.
> Actress Jean Marsh is 65.
> Movie director Sydney Pollack is 65.
> Movie producer-director Claude Berri is 65.
> Actor Jamie Farr is 65.
> Comedy writer Pat McCormick is 65.
> Bluesman James Cotton is 64.
> Actor David Prowse is 64.
> Cookiemaker Wally Amos is 63.
> Singer-musician Delaney Bramlett is 60.
> Dancer-choreographer Twyla Tharp is 58.
> Actress Karen Black is 57.
> Actress Genevieve Bujold is 57.
> Gospel singer Andrae Crouch is 57.
> Rock singer-actress Deborah Harry is 54.
> Movie-TV producer-director Michael Pressman is 49.
> Rock singer Fred Schneider (B-52's) is 48.
> Actor Daryl Anderson is 48.
> Actor Trevor Eve is 48.
> Actor-comedian Dan Aykroyd is 47.
> Actor Alan Ruck ("Spin City") is 43.
> Actress Lisa Blount is 42.
> Olympic gold medal track star Carl Lewis is 38.
> Country singer Michelle Wright is 38.
> Actor Andre Braugher is 37.
> Actress Pamela Lee is 32.
> Rock musician Mark Pirro (Tripping Daisy) is 29.
> Rock musician Franny Griffiths (Space) is 29.
> Actress Liv Tyler is 22.
> Actor Andrew Cavarno ("Party of Five") is seven.
> Actor Stephen Cavarno ("Party of Five") is seven.
>
> Thought for Today:
>
> "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are
> malevolently well-informed about the United States."
>
> -- J. Bartlet Brebner, Canadian historian (1895-1957).
>
> (Copyright 1999 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
>
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] BUILD CONFIDENCE
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 11:14:57 +0000
> From: Brenda Bishop <>
> To:
>
> thank you so much for sharing
> that was great
> the first thing i did was send it on to my friends that need to have it
> brenda
>
> PJ wrote:
>
> > BUILD CONFIDENCE
> > http://members.tripod.com/~tassiedevil/esteem.htm
> >
> > I really liked this site. Hope you enjoy it too. :)
> >
> > PJ
> > ICQ UIN 414911
> >
> > ==== FOLKLORE Mailing List ====
> > Roots web lists are free - however they depend on donations to survive, so we encourage you too
> > support them by visiting: http//:www.rootsweb.com and becoming a member To reach the list owner send email to:
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> Subject: RE: [FOLKLORE-L] How to use a Ouija Board
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 08:30:23 -0700
> From: "Janice Marsh" <>
> To:
>
> I would love to hear some stories.
> Thanks,
> Jan
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: [mailto:]
> > Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 1999 10:11 PM
> > To:
> > Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] How to use a Ouija Board
> >
> >
> > hmm not for me would you like some story's??
> > i can post other peoples storys.. but i think its depends on the user..
> > you mustbe in charge of the board.
> > if something is said you don't like then you push it to good-bye
> > and start
> > over..
> > it is like i said draining even with two people..
> > im not scared of it..
> > missi
> >
> > <<
> > I am really interested in the Ouja - but no one around me wants
> > too - is it
> > dangerous to use it alone?
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Best advice don't!
> > > its really draining.. but its done the same way hold it in your lap..
> > > not on a table.. white candles..
> > > pure thoughts.
> > > missi
> > >
> > > << Can you give me advice on using a board alone?
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >>
> >
> >
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] BUILD CONFIDENCE
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 15:43:07 GMT
> From: (PJ)
> To:
>
> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 11:14:57 +0000, you wrote:
>
> >thank you so much for sharing
> >that was great
> >the first thing i did was send it on to my friends that need to have it
>
> Brenda, glad you enjoyed it. It was sent to me just as I was in a depression
> over our move - didn't think I'd ever get everything done in time. :)
>
> The site helped so I thought I'd pass it along to others. :)
>
> PJ
> ICQ UIN 414911
>
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 12:36:52 EDT
> From:
> To:
>
> << Today is Bill & Linda Daniel's 32nd Wedding Anniversary! >>
>
> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH!!
> and may you have many more..
> love missi
>
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Happy Anniversary
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 16:52:58 GMT
> From: (PJ)
> To:
>
> On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 06:56:03 -0400, you wrote:
>
> >Today is Bill & Linda Daniel's 32nd Wedding Anniversary!
>
> Happy Anniversary to both of you! That's a LONG time!! LOL!
>
> PJ
> ICQ UIN 414911
>
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] Quick Quips]
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 09:56:04 -0700
> From: Debbie Cornejo <>
> To:
>
> LMAO!!!!!!!
> debs...
>
> Kath wrote:
>
> > LOL~! ZING~!!!! These are Smo-kin' Missi~! :-) They're great. Thank you sweetie pie. kath
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> > > <<
> > > Quick Quips
> > > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> > >
> > > If you are like me who never thinks of good insults quickly
> > > enough....read on
> > >
> > > Al Capp, creator of the famous comic strip Lil Abner, was one day
> > > invited to a university to give a lecture to the students. Before he
> > > could begin speaking to the large group assembled in the auditorium
> > > a very unkempt-looking student at the back shouted a vulgar word at
> > > him. The word rang in everyone's ears. There was a shocked silence
> > > but Capp, keeping his composure, said, "Now that you've given us
> > > your name, what's your question?"
> > >
> > > ****************
> > >
> > > A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he
> > > came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to
> > > pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said
> > > haughtily "I never make way for fools!" Smiling, the professor
> > > stepped aside and said, "I always do."
> > >
> > > ****************
> > >
> > > A politician, who was very small-sized, was often derided by an
> > > opponent, a tall, well-built man. One day the opponent walked up to
> > > him, looked down sneeringly and said loudly, " You know, I could
> > > just swallow you up!" " In that event," said the little fellow,
> > > looking up,"you would have more brains in your stomach than you'll
> > > ever have in your head!"
> > >
> > > *****************
> > >
> > > At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man,
> > > tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he
> > > was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it
> > > up and smirked, " Is this pig?" Another guest, sitting opposite,
> > > asked quietly,
> > >
> > > "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"
> > >
> > > ****************
> > >
> > > The ultimate repartee must be that of R. B. Sheridan, the political
> > > enemy of William Pitt. Pitt was provoked one day to say to him
> > > scornfully: "You will come to your end upon the gallows or of a
> > > venereal disease." "That depends, Mr. Pitt," replied Sheridan, "on
> > > whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
> > >
> >
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> > support them by visiting: http//:www.rootsweb.com and becoming a member To reach the list owner send email to:
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> Subject: Re: [FOLKLORE-L] (no subject)
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 10:02:08 -0700
> From: Debbie Cornejo <>
> To:
>
> WOW!!!!!! that is COOL!!!!!
> debs...
>
> Turk McGee wrote:
>
> > Got this from a friend and thought it was soooo cool!!
> >
> > Janis
> >
> > During the course of World War II, many people gained fame in one way
> > or another. One such man was Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot
> > assigned to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. On one occasion his
> > entire squadron was assigned to fly a particular mission. After he was
> > airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had
> > forgotten to top off his fuel tank.
> >
> > Because of this, he would not have enough fuel to complete his mission
> > and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to leave formation
> > and return.
> >
> > As he was returning to the carrier, he could see a squadron of Japanese
> > Zeroes heading toward the fleet to attack. And with all the fighter
> > planes gone, the formation was almost defenseless. His only thought was
> > to distract and divert them. Single-handedly, he dove into the formation
> > of enemy planes and attacked them.
> >
> > The American fighter planes were equipped with cameras, so that as they
> > flew and fought, pictures were taken so pilots could learn more about
> > the terrain, enemy maneuvers, etc. Butch dove at them and shot until all
> > his ammunition was gone, then he would dive and try to clip off a wing
> > or tail or anything that would make the enemy planes unfit to fly. He
> > did anything he could to keep them from reaching the American ships.
> >
> > Finally, the Japanese squadron took off in another direction, and Butch
> > O'Hare and his fighter, both badly shot up, limped back to the carrier.
> >
> > He told his story, but not until the film from the camera on his plane
> > was developed, did they realize the extent he really went to, to protect
> > his fleet. He was recognized as a hero and given one of the nation's
> > highest military honors. And, as you know, O'Hare International Airport
> > was also named in his honor.
> >
> > Prior to this time in Chicago, there was a man named Easy Eddie. He was
> > working for a man I'm sure everyone's heard about: Al Capone. Al Capone
> > wasn't famous for anything heroic, but he was notorious for the murders
> > he'd committed and the illegal things he'd done. Easy Eddie was Al
> > Capone's lawyer and he was very good. In fact, because of his skill, he
> > was able to keep Al Capone out of jail on more than one occasion.
> >
> > To show his appreciation, Al Capone paid him very well. He not only
> > earned big money, but he would get extra perks, like a residence that
> > filled an entire Chicago City block. The house was fenced, and he had
> > live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day.
> >
> > Easy Eddie had a son. He loved his son and gave him all the best things
> > while he was growing up; clothes, cars, and a good education. And
> > because he loved his son he tried to teach him right from wrong. But one
> > thing he couldn't give his son was a good name, and a good example.
> >
> > Easy Eddie eventually decided that this was much more important than all
> > the riches he had given him. So, he went to the authorities in order to
> > rectify the wrong he had done. However, in telling the truth, it meant
> > he must testify against Al Capone, and he knew that Al Capone would do
> > his level best to have him killed. But he wanted more than anything else
> > to try to be an example and to do the best he could to give back to his
> > son, a good name. So he testified.
> >
> > Within the year, he was shot and killed on a lonely street in Chicago.
> >
> > You may think these are two unrelated stories. But Butch O'Hare was Easy
> > Eddie's son.
> >
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] CORRECTED July Anniversaries & Birthday's
> Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 12:57:43 -0400
> From: (Mary Minnich)
> To:
>
> Bill & Linda Daniel's Anniversary - July 1st, 1967
> Floyd & Elsie Davis's Anniversary - July 8th, 1955
>
> Faye's Birthday - July 21st.
> Helen Blair's Birthday - July 24th
> PJ's Hubby Joe's Birthday - July 25th
>
> Congratulations!
>
> Anyone wishing to share their birthday or anniversary
> information, please send it to me at:
>
>
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> Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Re: [TheKitchenTable] Bad but funny! LOL
> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 10:30:09 -0700
> From: Debbie Cornejo <>
> To:
>
> rotflol!!!!!!!!!!
> debs...
>
> wrote:
>
> > From:
> >
> > <<
> > Once upon a time, two brooms fell in love and decided to get married.Before
> > the ceremony, the bride broom informed the groom broom that she was
> > expecting a little whisk-broom. The groom broom was aghast! 'How is this
> > possible?' he asked. 'We've never swept together!'
> >
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