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From: "Janice Walker" <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Fw: [GenHumor-L] FW: George vs. Titanic
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 21:26:26 -0500

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> From: Debbie Mauelshagen <>
> To:
> Subject: [GenHumor-L] FW: George vs. Titanic
> Date: Wednesday, June 03, 1998 2:25 PM
>
> Thought that this was hilarious!
>
> Debbie M
>
>
> Subject: George vs. Titanic
>
>
> I found more Titanic stuff. Possible conspiracy. Make your own
> decisions...
>
> Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information that may shock and
> upset you. Much like the Kennedy/Lincoln connections it has come to my
> attention that George of the Jungle and Titanic are basically the same
> movie. While looking at the cultural values of films in my Lit class, I
> accidently
> stumbled across this exciting news. Keep in mind nothing happens in
> Blaine, MN. So this is exciting!!!
>
> - Anonymous
>
>
> GEORGE: High society Ursula is engaged to the pompous, arrogant Lyle
> Vandergroot but ends up in love with third class George.
>
> TITANIC: High society Rose is engaged to the pompous, arrogant Cal
> Huckley but ends up falling for third class Jack.
>
> GEORGE: Ursula first meets George after he saves her life.
> TITANIC: Rose first meets Jack when he saves her life.
>
> GOEGRE: Ursula goes to thank George and ends up spending the rest of
> the day with him.
> TITANIC: Rose goes to thank Jack and ends up spending the rest of
> the day with him.
>
> GEORGE: Ursula sees George's sensitive side when he cheers up a
> monkey.
> TITANIC: Rose sees Jack's sensitive side when he cheers up a little
> girl.
>
> GEORGE: Ursula starts falling for George when they first dance
> together.
> TITANIC: Rose starts falling for Jack when they first dance together.
>
>
> GEORGE: George is invited to a high society party.
> TITANIC: Jack is invited to a high society party.
>
> GEORGE: Ursulas mother forbids the love of Ursula/ George
> TITANIC: Rose's mother forbids the love of Jack/Rose
>
> GEORGE: Lyle disposes of George by locking him in a cage.
> TITANIC: Cal disposes of Jack by locking him in a room.
>
> GEORGE: Ursula gives up everything to be with George.
> TITANIC: Rose gives up everything to be with Jack.
>
> GEORGE: George sacrifices his body in order to save Ursula.
>
> TITANIC: Jack sacrifices his life in order to save Rose.
>
> GEORGE: George is the self-proclaimed "King of the Jungle."
>
> TITANIC: Jack is the self-proclaimed "King of the World"
>
> GEORGE: Ursula wears a special necklace which reminds her of george.
> TITANIC: Rose saves a special necklace which reminds her of jack.
>
> GEORGE: rich snooty fiance mocks the natives for their knowledge of
> photography and the ape for his choice of reading material, but they
> turn out to know more than he does.
> TITANIC: rich snooty fiance mocks his girlfriend for her knowledge of
> art and her choice of reading material, but she turns out to know more
> than he does.
>
> GEORGE: George likes the feel of the wind on his face when he rides
> in the limo.
> TITANIC: Jack likes the feel of the wind on his face when he stands
> at the bow.
>
> GEORGE: "George just lucky i guess".
> TITANIC: Jack says how lucky he is to have won the card game.
>
> GEORGE: George doesn't have appropriate clothing for society events.
> TITANIC: Jack doesn't have appropriate clothing for society events.
>
> GEORGE: a benevolent ape helps George overcome his social
> inadequacies.
> TITANIC: a benevolent passenger helps Jack overcome his social
> inadequacies.
>
> GEORGE: George returns to a dangerous situation to rescue ape, who is
> locked up and treated like an animal.
> TITANIC: Jack returns to a dangerous situation to rescue a boy, who
> had been locked up and treated like an animal.
>
> GEORGE: Ursula is delighted to see unfamiliar forest creatures
> enjoying their native songs.
> TITANIC: Rose is delighted to see unfamiliar third-class creatures
> enjoying their native songs.
>
> GEORGE: George is left parentless due to a tragic mass-
> transportation accident.
> TITANIC: Jack is left lifeless due to a tragic mass-transportation
> accident.
>
> GEORGE: George dangles from a bridge to help a suicidal stranger.
> TITANIC: Jack dangles from the bridge of a ship to help a suicidal
> stranger.
>
> GEORGE: George is a cartoon character brought to life through the
> magic of movies.
> TITANIC: Cal is a live person turned into a cartoon character through
> the magic of movies.
>
>
>
>
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