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From: Turk McGee <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Guess what I'm doing!!
Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 13:51:54 -0400

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first
intermission he had to take a leak in the meanest way, so
he hurried to find the bathrooms.

He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found
a beautiful fountain with foliage, and nobody was watching,
so he decided to take a leak right there.

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act
had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his
wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"

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