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From: Turk McGee <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] Engineers - Gotta Love 'em
Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 13:49:31 -0400

Stranded

An Engineer is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten
years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks
to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little
closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets
even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then,
out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing
a wet suit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has
it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!", he says.

She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had
a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and
gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow!
That's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit and she says to him,
"And how long has it been since you've had some REAL
fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got
a computer in there?"

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