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From: Turk McGee <>
Subject: [FOLKLORE-L] I'll Do Anything
Date: Mon, 05 May 1997 18:10:18 -0400

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.Before
he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to
him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the man
asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, 'You have to tell
me what you want me to do in just three words.'The man considered her
proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket &
slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young
woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully
said, 'Paint my house.'

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